Cushings

I got the results of the Cushing's saliva test. Apparently when collected at 11:00PM the goal is to have a number of less than 100. I achieved this on my first tube, on the second I got 162.

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So now I have to do a 24 hour urine test. ::sigh:: I'm not even going to explain the details of this one, it's kinda gross. I'm thankful I am in my own apartment for this one... of course we'll only be here until the end of May. I'd rather take a bullet than move back in with my in laws...but I have no choice.
I swear...I'm going to become an alcoholic...